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THE ASYLUM...Re-Opened for business 28/03/2006 o dera o dearlong time no blog, rite im gona put this simple... this guy cant walk, playin footy ankle went crak an no walkn for aaron for a while. it aint broke but i still cnt use the bugger wic most importantly means i cnt go to the bloomin pub, wot a bitch i cnt even drown my sorows!
fair play to arsenal tonite beatin those italians from turin, an thats all ur gettn coz im still sulkn from chelsea bein out an the fact i cnt bloomin walk! lol
the funniest fing bout it all is i need to start trainin to get in the raf, yes iv decided to go for it as tehres a job in tehre as a glorified pe teacher, but its a bit hard to get in wen ur hopping...hmmmm thats gona impress em, ne ways brief bitter update was this dnt worry fun aaron will b bak once he gets pissd lol 21/03/2006 a week in wordsrite its bin a week since my last entry here an boy do i hav a lot to put into this i tell thee.
werent much of a week to b perfectly honest... until paddys day. i was jus gonna sit in u kno jus watch a bit o telly but nooo it werent the case. after spurnin a few offers to go out i finally gave in coz otherwise migs cudnt go out see aint i nice. so he piks me up now an we make a stop at a house im like ok he comes bak in the car with sum beers, this bein a beer stop which i feel shud b brought into f1 fo sho. ne ways so there we r on our way to town properly drink driving.. yes i kno its wrong but fr comedy value it was a corker. so we get to town now an we start a bar crawl go in reds but they hav no irish booze so wer on the corkys shots, i get a call from sum1 at the front of the q for the park so to the park where its magners, never again...yuk, then castle where migs lets himslef doqnan cant even finish 1 guiness so from that point its the ol jd that gets a drinkn ladies an gents, brookes bar me zi bar all get hit aswell as chiken shops b4 i get driven home by a drunk... ah well cheaper than a taxi lol
so onto saturdy an i finaly stoppd havin blurrd vision around 3ish wich is time to get redy to go out again to meet me paps in the pub, round 2, get tehre for 5 get home at 1, lots of stella in the system i mean lots so its no surprise on the sun, my bros 3rd birthday i cant see straight till 4/5 not gud... no hang over jus no vision lol, all day is spent in bed till the evenin wen i get a call sayin my m8s bros 5aside team need playrs an he will pic me up in 10 mins... uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr, get there now an they dnt need players ne more o well still playd/scorde/got injured lol, bak to bed aftr that i had earnd a nap o fo sho lol
now last nite met leigh an his mrs an her m8 for a cupl o drinks in the local this turnd into goin to tonw, leighs car got lokd in the car park, we then removed a part of the fence, he tried drivin thru it but then the curb stop him, got his car stuck an wrkd the exhaust, we the pushd the car bak it rolld he tried to stop it an got squashd...not funny but hes fine aftr a trip up the l an d where i was bascialy doin my stand up ruintine wic sum peeps didnt like... leigh did altho it caused him sum pain to laff lol,
ne ways jthats the fun alcohol brings.... 13/03/2006 insert title herei need some feedbak on an idea here. sum of u reading this may way kno of the gud ol postal clud parties which were put on by charlotte. these were gud occasions where the old lealands lot wud gather aswell as the college lot an jus catch up get pissd an chat up people we wud hav never dun in hi skool but the look kinda fit now lol. but it appears these will not b returning. i was at a halloween party last yr, a small affair at a house an it was jus as gud wiv sum peeps from hi skool, now house parties r always a gud laff if uv got at least half a dozen party goers, now heres the idea, there is a lack of a location for a house party an sum of us really fancy a party sooo y not a few of us pitch in a get a hotel room for a nite an hav a party there? feedbak on weather this is soooo good or jus soooo not gud.
thats basically all iv got for this, while i aint bin up2 much iv got very limited to moan about really an also not much to boast about but lets face it i use thhis to moan more than ne fng lol but i did receive a calll from the american footy coach beggn me to play for usa this summer but like i sed b4 i dnt play soccer! i mean he begd an begd but i werent budgn so that jus leaves the ozzys the pizza makers an the future world champs for me to play for in the summer, an yes i will not b holdn my breathe on the fone call from sven but i may jus apply for his job...hey i need a nu 1 an hes leavin his perfect!
12/03/2006 random fortsthis is gonna make less sense than my other entries but this isnt sayin much.
jus a load of random fings im gona jus frow in in no particular order realler an in no particular detail. im gonna start wiv somfng positive an yestrday was the day that the premiership decided that tap ins didnt count any more i mean practically evry goal was a contender for goal of the season i mean i dnt fink match of the days ever been so gud but of course the gallas goal was the best of the lot with it comin in the 92nd min an bein from a defender, the fact that he plays for chelsea is not influencin my decision at all
 now heres a riddle, wot shud u do wen...
doin the right fing is the wrong fing for u an also kinda wrong for the person ur doin it for but makes fings easier but its right not to try an make the wrong fing right. i kno it makes no sense but thats it
ne ways had other stuff i fink but i cant really remembr coz i was too busy watchin 2 pints... gud shizzl fo sho.
so to finish the world cup. i am eligable for England, Austrailia, Italy and the USA.
here r the odds on me makin each squad:
England=1000/1 Austrailia=500/1 Italy=900/1 USA= I DNT PLAY SOCCER!!!!!!!!!! 10/03/2006 how lamefirst fings first, within minutes of puttin up yestrdays entry the questions of drinkn woz answered for me... a tx from dave of stenhouse made it clear that i cudnt jus sit in and ignore the temptation of student nite at the park, werent a great nite in all honesty but there was laffs to b had like this guy in a quite frankly awful lookn cowboy shirt which was at least 5 sizes too big which he clearly was wearin coz he thought it lookd gud, also watchn a gurl lik beaver in the middle of the dance floor, yes thats rite a gurl was likn a beaver rite there in front of every1... tru it was a cardboard cut out of the furry friend but it was still a funny site to behold.
finkn of lastnites makn me want sum of the hot wings i had, mmmmm those were sum gud wings... ok an now i want wings an they dnt deliver thats great, not as great as the fact its friday nite an im stuk in with nout to do wic aint actually all that bad coz this man isnt exactly flossn at the mo but gettn paid soon with my big fat bonus on top of it all so i can wait. mite go pub an watch me the chelsea game tomoz ne excuse i kno but wot with the russian army playin the team we ahve never lost to in the prem then i guess thats a gud enuff excuse,
ne ways this is just a short entry coz iv bin noticin these fngs r gettn longer an longer an they r mostly full of me rantin bout sumf or sumfn so i can gladly say ill end this 1 rant free
Hola 09/03/2006 this will hurtwakin up today aftr a bad nites sleep an again the positivity is flowin thru the vein, plus red bull an pro plus but i doubt thats makin much of a diffrnc lol.
ne ways this is gona hurt to say but well dun arensal OOwWWwwwWWw! actualy it weren t that bad but thats not the point, they did wot they had to do an effectively ended the erea of Los Galacticos, which is a shame coz we all loved the romance of the whole galactico philophasy an we all enjoyed the moments madrid had wen the had their star studded line ups an there awesome top notch performances... but the day has passed as has the best of the fat one (ronaldo) ZZ and carlos. BEckham appears to b the only top star still capabl there with there a doubt over wether raul is still the legend he once woz. but bak to arsenal an they did the job of knokn out madrid an gettn their bad selves into the nxt round an fair play to em, jus hope they get villareal or benfica coz i doubt if their school kids hav another bernabau class performace in their locker this season but time will tell.
another day an the papers say the same, thje national "we h8 mourinho" cause is jus goin on an on an on, an ididnt care at first but now it is becoming a witch hunt i feel, yes im aware i am gonna defend him as a chelsea fan but that isnt why. i feel he does need to learn that he sometimes has to bite his tongue but that isnt who he is an he hasnt changed from the man he was wen he first got the job, so y is it on that day his arrogence was loved an was so for the next few months an now he is hated an an his an chelseas every move is critised to the finest detail, its just gettn to me coz even if we had beaten barca the press still wudv been on our case sayin we werent as gud as we shud b, i swear man u never hjad it this tuff, this whole experience has led me to find a bit of respect for man u fans an the stik they took in their hey day, but wen i say bit, i mean bit as in not realy but hey who can respect man u fans wen 96% of them hav never been to manchester let alone old trafford lol
well thats my footballin rantin out of the way for another day, the nu lynx advert is genius an did u kno that u can get one of those clikers that ben has in the ad...urs trully has one on the way as we speak, yes im sad but hey jus the laff of sendin off for 1 put a smile on my face as realised how sad it was but im sure i can do better than 106 in a day i mean thats kinda a poor score ben no wonder the lift guy beatt ya!
body kit for my car is on its way so stage one of the pimpification process will begin with no help wotsoever from tim tosspot westwood who really deserves to go on celeb BB an jus b lockd in the diary room an gassed...ii er mean forgotten about, ok ill b honest i cant stand the guy, cud u tell?
so its another thursday which means its another student nite at the park meanin drinks for a squid, and again ladies and ladies we r bak at square one, with that question it seems i have to face on sooo many an occasio.....
TO drink? OR not to drink? that is ze question
an on that note adios 07/03/2006 lets b positiveAs the title sez... lets be positive. ok chelsea lost to barcelona and it was even the classic match it soo cudve been, but on the plus side i am goin to blame the ref lol. nah not really my only beef with the man is the fact that it is a foul for a chelsea player to try and win a header, i dnt kno if uefa brought it in for this one game or wot but man was the ref followin it to the letter. but hey the leagues in the bag the f.a cups on its way so it isnt exactly a nitemare unless it turns out to b an arsenal liverpool champions league final an then i will hav to end it all coz i dnt kno wot wud b worse a bun chof wanna b scousers shoutin six times (lets face it most liverpool fans hav never been to liverpool) or wud it b worse to hav scummy arsenal winning it an claiming they are the best despite finishin 9th in the league below both spurs and wigan. but hey it aint gonna happen.
i kno another fing that aint gonna happen which is a bit disapointn but hey ill get on with it, like with work i applied for not one but two jobs today... tru i hold no optamism for either but that is not the point at all in question the fact is im tryin lol. tried findn out bout the steps id need to take to become a teacher an there is nothin relevant at all i mean theyr moanin bout there not bein enuff teachers but there aint enuff info basically they say go uni do course an thats it, we need to kno bout details like finance, ages, course specifics , entry requirements, guidance but do they give u ne of this.... noooooo i guess im destined to b a bum which to b honest suits me fine but i kinda do need sum cash flow coz iv got a drinkn habbit to fund and a car in need of sum pimpn an i aint lettn tim tosspot westwood ne where near my motor or ill b forced to modify the look of his face.... him i fink my barcelona anger is comin out in other areas, fankfully im locked away at home without booze lol,
ne ways time for positivity, tomorros a new dawn, its a ne day, and hopefully ill b feeln gud, if not ill jus get drunk an that shud do the trik |
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